johns-junk: Teeth, Teeth and More Teeth

CRAZY things that come out of Kennedy's mouth

**Mom, do you think old people are just cute as a button?
**These snow pants make my panties shrink
**My pinky toe smells weird. In fact, my whole foot smells weird!
**Mom, when I turn 18, will I be an old cripple?
**She was wrestling with Colton and I heard her yell "bring it on, butterball"
**At lunch in Leavenworth, we were talking about the small portions. A few minutes later Kennedy says, "this is a small lunch, indeed!"
**We were at the grocery store and she was riding in the cart. Whitley was trying to get in with her and she was freaking out. Landon asked her why Whit couldn't get in with her and she said "because I have space issues!"
**I told Kennedy to roll up her sleeves so that she didn't get them in her food. She said, "No because then I'll look like an Irish leprechaun"
**"Dad, you don't respect my cultures!" "What does that mean?" "It means you don't respect me as your boss!"
**Kennedy just told me that if she had medium brown skin and a black mole on her upper lip, she'd be the most beautiful girl in the world!
**She was trying to tickle my feet, and I kept moving them and she said "just take it like a man-I want to year you laugh"
**We were driving home from gymnastics, and talking about Whitley's upcomgin meet, and out of nowhere Kennedy yells from the back seat "Hey mom, can babies crush bananas?"
**She was helping Colton pull his boots off, and they wouldn't come off. She was leaning back and pulling as hard as she could and she yelled "I'll never give up on you, buddy"
**At breakfast this morning, after taking a big swig of milk, Kennedy declared "milk is my passion"
**She came to me in the middle of the night, sort of whimpering, and said "mom, I'm almost crying".
**Today she called Whitley a desperate peanut thrower!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Teeth, Teeth and More Teeth

Kennedy lost her third tooth the other night. She was sooo excited. She's been "working" on this one for a while now.
AND...drumroll please...

Colton got braces today. Happy Birthday!! Actually, he's quite pleased with them. It's hard to tell from the picture, but he's got black and gray bands on them. He's all doped up on Motrin right now, so maybe after that wears off, he won't be as pleased with them.

Last, but not least, Whitley. She's mad because she hasn't lost a tooth in FOREVER, and the tooth fairy never comes to give her any money. And now she wants braces, and why does Colton get to do everything first! I love ya Whit

4 comments:

STACEY: Yea Kennedy and Colton! Just tell Whitley to hang on...she'll get hers and she may not like it!; January 30, 2008 at 8:35 PM
Loric: Poor Whitley! Annika's singing the same song at our house. She STILL hasn't lost any teeth. Looks like Kennedy beat her. Nice braces Colton! Megan's anticipating the day she gets hers.She's been working on getting a molar out this week. Any suggestions?; January 30, 2008 at 9:20 PM
Nikki: That is too funny! Whitley's picture is great! She is a hoot! My boys are still losing baby teeth so we haven't even had to discuss braces as of yet! But let's not forget Garrett's ever increasing dental account with his chipped teeth :) fun fun! Is Kennedy in 1st grade now??? How does COLTON like the braces now that the pain has set in???; February 1, 2008 at 5:53 AM
sara: i love how kids get jealous of one another over the weirdest things...funny how different your perspective is the older you get; February 1, 2008 at 8:40 AM