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CRAZY things that come out of Kennedy's mouth

**Mom, do you think old people are just cute as a button?
**These snow pants make my panties shrink
**My pinky toe smells weird. In fact, my whole foot smells weird!
**Mom, when I turn 18, will I be an old cripple?
**She was wrestling with Colton and I heard her yell "bring it on, butterball"
**At lunch in Leavenworth, we were talking about the small portions. A few minutes later Kennedy says, "this is a small lunch, indeed!"
**We were at the grocery store and she was riding in the cart. Whitley was trying to get in with her and she was freaking out. Landon asked her why Whit couldn't get in with her and she said "because I have space issues!"
**I told Kennedy to roll up her sleeves so that she didn't get them in her food. She said, "No because then I'll look like an Irish leprechaun"
**"Dad, you don't respect my cultures!" "What does that mean?" "It means you don't respect me as your boss!"
**Kennedy just told me that if she had medium brown skin and a black mole on her upper lip, she'd be the most beautiful girl in the world!
**She was trying to tickle my feet, and I kept moving them and she said "just take it like a man-I want to year you laugh"
**We were driving home from gymnastics, and talking about Whitley's upcomgin meet, and out of nowhere Kennedy yells from the back seat "Hey mom, can babies crush bananas?"
**She was helping Colton pull his boots off, and they wouldn't come off. She was leaning back and pulling as hard as she could and she yelled "I'll never give up on you, buddy"
**At breakfast this morning, after taking a big swig of milk, Kennedy declared "milk is my passion"
**She came to me in the middle of the night, sort of whimpering, and said "mom, I'm almost crying".
**Today she called Whitley a desperate peanut thrower!

Friday, February 1, 2008

You Know You're a Redneck When...

So I'm upstairs tucking the kids in bed last night, and I can hear Landon "sawing" something in the kitchen. I'm thinking "what in the world is he doing". When I get downstaits this is what I find. He's taken a steak knife, and sawed off the bottom of these water bottles to create this funnel device, and scotch taped the lever down!
Needless to say, there isn't a Water and Ice on every corner up here, and so far we haven't found anywhere to fill up our water jugs. Problem solved!

10 comments:

WHITE: Looks like Lanny has a little grandpa in him...that is classic!I can't wait to see what's to come...; February 1, 2008 at 10:58 AM
STACEY: AWESOME! Necessity is indeed the mother of invention! Go LANDON!; February 1, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Ashley: That is hilarious. It is so ghetto, it reminds me of something I would do.; February 1, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Lori: That is too funny!! What a clever guy.; February 1, 2008 at 2:19 PM
Mark and Karen: Never a dull moment huh?!; February 1, 2008 at 2:46 PM
Nikki: Okay...that takes some ingenuity but seriously...how does regular tap water taste? That is too funny that Landon would take so much time and effort to make a seive! ha ha ha; February 1, 2008 at 4:55 PM
Amy: Luckily our water is filtered, but still not as good as Water and Ice; February 1, 2008 at 5:59 PM
brooke: Lanny is McGyver. That is so funny. Wouldn't be easier just to fill up your glass right from the fridge rather than the big jug? Way to go Lanny!; February 2, 2008 at 9:20 AM
Amy: I'm with you Brooke! These are things that I just try to ignore!; February 2, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Loric: I LOVE IT!!! Totally something my husband would do. You know what his solution was to filling big bottles like that? He has a great big Pixie stick we hook up in like manner. Too funny!; February 3, 2008 at 4:48 PM