Me - Who brought these?
Colton - I don't know
Me - Didn't you answer the door?
Colton - Yep
Me - Well who was it?
Colton - I don't know his name.
Me (getting irritated) - So it was a man?
Colton - No, some kid
Me - Have you ever seen this kid before?
Colton - Yeah, he's in our ward I think
Me - How old was he
Colton - Maybe 6
Me - Well who is it. I need to be able to at least thank his mom for these.
Colton - I don't know
Me - Did you see the parent?
Colton - Nope. The kid just handed them to me, and ran off. So I stuck my head out the door and yelled thanks.
Me - How could you not know who it is. You don' just take something and not at least know where it came from
Colton (getting more and more defensive) - Maybe it's that Farnsworth kid (our neighbor)
Me - Well you've seen those kids. Was is one of the Farnworth boys?
Colton - I don't know!
Me- What did the car look like?
Colton - Kind of like the Hixons car (a gray excursion)
Me - Was it gray like that?
Colton - I think so
Me - Was it big like the Hixons car, or smaller?
Colton - I think it was big. I wasn't really looking
Me- Could you maybe point this kid out at church for me?
Colton - yea, probably
Heaven help me. This kid is a tard! How do you take something from someone, and not at least have the brain to figure out who it is. ( I love you Colton, but really?? ) I don't have a clue who my visiting teachers are, and I have tons of neighbors who are so freakin' nice that it could be any of them! I can't think of anyone else in my ward with a car like the Hixons. I could've just beat him! I hate stuff like that, and he couldn't figure out why I was so bugged!
So, if you brought me rolls and jam last night. THANK YOU. They are yummy. And could you please tell me who you are so I can thank you in person!