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CRAZY things that come out of Kennedy's mouth

**Mom, do you think old people are just cute as a button?
**These snow pants make my panties shrink
**My pinky toe smells weird. In fact, my whole foot smells weird!
**Mom, when I turn 18, will I be an old cripple?
**She was wrestling with Colton and I heard her yell "bring it on, butterball"
**At lunch in Leavenworth, we were talking about the small portions. A few minutes later Kennedy says, "this is a small lunch, indeed!"
**We were at the grocery store and she was riding in the cart. Whitley was trying to get in with her and she was freaking out. Landon asked her why Whit couldn't get in with her and she said "because I have space issues!"
**I told Kennedy to roll up her sleeves so that she didn't get them in her food. She said, "No because then I'll look like an Irish leprechaun"
**"Dad, you don't respect my cultures!" "What does that mean?" "It means you don't respect me as your boss!"
**Kennedy just told me that if she had medium brown skin and a black mole on her upper lip, she'd be the most beautiful girl in the world!
**She was trying to tickle my feet, and I kept moving them and she said "just take it like a man-I want to year you laugh"
**We were driving home from gymnastics, and talking about Whitley's upcomgin meet, and out of nowhere Kennedy yells from the back seat "Hey mom, can babies crush bananas?"
**She was helping Colton pull his boots off, and they wouldn't come off. She was leaning back and pulling as hard as she could and she yelled "I'll never give up on you, buddy"
**At breakfast this morning, after taking a big swig of milk, Kennedy declared "milk is my passion"
**She came to me in the middle of the night, sort of whimpering, and said "mom, I'm almost crying".
**Today she called Whitley a desperate peanut thrower!

Friday, November 5, 2010

You Gotta Love Walmart

Anyone who has read my blog for any length of time, knows we spent about 6 months living in Moses Lake Washington. I made two really good friends there that kept me sane. One of them moved before we did, and the other one is still there. Poor Lisa. Anyway, Lisa's husband is the head honcho at the Walmart there and sees a lot of crazy things. And his friends and family send him pictures of crazy people they see at Walmart. She posted this picture today on her facebook page. I laughed until I cried! Thanks for sharing Lisa.

This woman has no shirt on. Just tucked her boobies right into her pants! Must have been too hot for a shirt?? You gotta love Walmart.

7 comments:

Kirsten: so, so, wrong!!! those have got to be some droopy boobies to stay tucked in those shorts.; November 6, 2010 at 2:52 PM
sharry: i don't even know what to say to that...; November 6, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Mark and Karen: SICK and WRONG!!!; November 6, 2010 at 8:57 PM
brooke: I have SEEN IT ALL!!!!

Thanks for the laugh. Sam and I are both dying. Sam refuses to believe it is a woman. I told him he doesn't do enough time in Walmart. I believe it.; November 6, 2010 at 9:14 PM
WHITE: Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro...

GROSS!!!; November 6, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Ashley: Sweet. I am having the hardest time finding shirts that fit after this baby. Guess I don't need one!; November 7, 2010 at 6:20 PM
Loric: "OH MY HECK!" Well, there's something I haven't seen before. . .; November 12, 2010 at 9:32 PM

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