johns-junk: MMA Fight?? What MMA Fight?

CRAZY things that come out of Kennedy's mouth

**Mom, do you think old people are just cute as a button?
**These snow pants make my panties shrink
**My pinky toe smells weird. In fact, my whole foot smells weird!
**Mom, when I turn 18, will I be an old cripple?
**She was wrestling with Colton and I heard her yell "bring it on, butterball"
**At lunch in Leavenworth, we were talking about the small portions. A few minutes later Kennedy says, "this is a small lunch, indeed!"
**We were at the grocery store and she was riding in the cart. Whitley was trying to get in with her and she was freaking out. Landon asked her why Whit couldn't get in with her and she said "because I have space issues!"
**I told Kennedy to roll up her sleeves so that she didn't get them in her food. She said, "No because then I'll look like an Irish leprechaun"
**"Dad, you don't respect my cultures!" "What does that mean?" "It means you don't respect me as your boss!"
**Kennedy just told me that if she had medium brown skin and a black mole on her upper lip, she'd be the most beautiful girl in the world!
**She was trying to tickle my feet, and I kept moving them and she said "just take it like a man-I want to year you laugh"
**We were driving home from gymnastics, and talking about Whitley's upcomgin meet, and out of nowhere Kennedy yells from the back seat "Hey mom, can babies crush bananas?"
**She was helping Colton pull his boots off, and they wouldn't come off. She was leaning back and pulling as hard as she could and she yelled "I'll never give up on you, buddy"
**At breakfast this morning, after taking a big swig of milk, Kennedy declared "milk is my passion"
**She came to me in the middle of the night, sort of whimpering, and said "mom, I'm almost crying".
**Today she called Whitley a desperate peanut thrower!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

MMA Fight?? What MMA Fight?

I have mentioned often what a mellow kid Colton is. Well that doesn't mean he's not a boy. And the bigger and older these boys get, the nuttier their ideas become.

Colton has been doing some personal training at a gym we found. They also train MMA fighters. Every time we pick him up from training, he goes on and on about getting some MMA gloves so he can fight with Chip. He finally remembered his money this week and got some gloves. So they rounded up another friend Henry (who also played football and basketball with them) that was stupid enough to come over and fight with them. We only gave them 1 rule. DO NOT HIT ANYONE IN THE FACE-PERIOD!

Landon and I headed to dinner, and Hank and Colton headed to Chip's. I knew it was just a matter of time before one of them landed a sucker punch to the jaw and knocked out a few teeth! By some miracle, it didn't happen. Chip's mom texted me these pictures with the words "whatever they tell you the H...'s did not host an MMA fight tonight". I laughed since I watched Hank and Colton head out the door with their gloves! She then mentioned that they were headed out to dinner as well and they were leaving their 18 year old son in charge! OH BABY!

Colton told me this morning that no one got hurt too bad. That Jake (the 18 year old) was the judge and made sure everything was ok. I asked why Jake didn't fight, and he said that since he was 18 he didn't want to get thrown in jail. We laughed, hard! Smart kid.

3 comments:

Rachel: just before we walked out the door Hank walked in with a mouth full of blood. I about freaked out. They were laughing and said it was an 'accident'. I closed my eyes and kept walking out the door. good times.; March 1, 2012 at 5:52 AM
Liz: Ha ha ha ha...laughing so hard! I love Hank and Chip...sounds like friends we would have had! Colton is freakin buff. What the heck? I'm going to send you the cutest picture I found of him and Hannah when they were like 5:)
MMA fighting is awesome...I'll have to show Brandon this post. He is really into UFC fights!!! We have a big party every time a big one is shown on tv!! I'll invite Colton:); March 7, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Liz: Ha ha ha ha...laughing so hard! I love Hank and Chip...sounds like friends we would have had! Colton is freakin buff. What the heck? I'm going to send you the cutest picture I found of him and Hannah when they were like 5:)
MMA fighting is awesome...I'll have to show Brandon this post. He is really into UFC fights!!! We have a big party every time a big one is shown on tv!! I'll invite Colton:); March 7, 2012 at 12:46 PM